YESSSSS

i will almost certainly use creeper more than mudcrab, but still. pleased.

mudcrab merchant!!!

... I'm sorry, what? that exists?

;lsdfasfd yes

on one of the islands to the east of Vivec, near a random daedric ruin there (i can't remember the name off the top of my head), you will find a mudcrab

if you do not Immediately kill it, which is often the automatic assumption with mudscrabs, but instead interact

it will talk with you

and has 10,000 gold on hand

where to find the talking mudcrab merchant | 3 min g...

wtf that's amazing

i never found it as a child, but that was because i was terrified of the water in morrowind lmao

to be fair: draugh

fair

...now I'm imagining mudcrabs doing the Crab Rave dance