L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
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L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/4yArHUfMsJ4X3aZrNlWk0s.png this is Hadassah "Rook" Mercar, she's a non-Dalish elf, and she is going to punch Solas in the face
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/5Y4T8ltF4qVZEKsmRB8QQw.png YES, Solas, I DO, because I was THERE and you were SUNK COSTING THE WORLD TO DEATH
Nancy Crawfish
2 months ago
Shadow Dragons fistbump!
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L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
heck yeah!
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/iBPKXuqa2TgglcrMQlB24.png yes, Solas, Rook hasn't met gods before but I have
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
god he's so fucking. such an asshole.
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
"I realize it may have SEEMED like I was tearing down the Veil, which would have killed every non-elf in the world btw, and you know that because I said it, and that doing that would have released the gods I raised the Veil to imprison, but...I had a plan"
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
"which I told no one, including the friend who was begging me to stop"
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
the thing is. Solas means putting this on Rook as a curse.
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
but to me, giving agency and responsibility for their gods and their fates to a not-even-Dalish elf is the only right thing he's ever done
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
I'm going to do something I do not want to do at all, and go to bed
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
but - I like how Varric goes into this clearly thinking about Anders, thinking about the times he didn't ask, didn't push
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
when he knew something was wrong and decided it wasn't his problem
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
and now, with Solas, he can't help but see the parallels, so he goes the other way...and that also doesn't work
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
because they're different people
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
I like that the past affects Varric without actually talking about it
Nancy Crawfish
2 months ago
That’s a good point! I didn’t think about that
Nancy Crawfish
2 months ago
Poor Varric keeps making friends who explode
any other name
2 months ago
I got an ambient line from varric about not being friends with abominations and. oof
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
it doesn't work, because they're in different situations and mental states
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
and Caretaker/Activist Burnout works differently than...whatever the hell Solas has going on
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
my (mage, nerd) Adaar wasn't enough, couldn't talk him down
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
THERE'S A SPHERE GRID
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
Harding is so mad at me ;_;
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
in my defense, I couldn't not say "you're hurt and that matters" and "let's figure out what the fuck before rushing in"
any other name
2 months ago
oh nooo
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
gently manipulates her into staying with the veil jumpers with "they need you to protect them"
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
hopefully she doesn't die about it
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
ow ow ow I love being a three-mage party it's good it's fine
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
crowd control who needs it? aaaaaaaa
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
Morrigan what the fuck are you wearing
muddle-fudger
2 months ago
her mom's hat
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
and a shirt that is a pair of scarves
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
her torso showing no evidence whatsoever of pregnancy, childbirth, and 15 years
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
Rook: ma'am I don't mean to seem rude but we are three mages and a rogue right now. we have so much mage.
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
do you know anyone with a sword.
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
Bellara has been a delight, but I can't help but notice that she could have been Merrill
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
"weird Dalish elf woman who knows more than is healthy about artifacts including eluvians"
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
oh! I hadn't noticed - that's a prosthetic leg Neve's got, isn't it?
any other name
2 months ago
I think bellara and merrill should be friends
any other name
2 months ago
and yeah! prosthetic leg!
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
...you know, I was thinking, yes, Harding should probably be the one handling the pure lyrium dagger, since dwarves are resistant to it and mages are The Opposite Of That
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
but uh
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
that just happened
Nancy Crawfish
2 months ago
Previews showed her doing rock magic but not her coming out of a rock cocoon and talking in the voice of Something, so that took me by surprise
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
fun
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
(if Solas had stuck that dagger into anyone but Varric, I doubt there would have been much point hauling them out)
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
other people we need here: Bodahn and Sandal
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
"Not enchantment," you say?
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
it's arophobic that "You're not a problem" is romance-only response
Nancy Crawfish
2 months ago
Ooh good point, who knows what sticking a non dwarf with a ritual lyrium Dagger What Is Real Magic would do
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
I mean, the understanding of lyrium is that Varric is still looking at heavy metal poisoning, with the organic-compound neuro nastiness, for being fully stabbed with it
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
which even dwarves who work with the stuff accumulate over a lifetime
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
only dwarves and tranquil can do enchantment work, because you have to not have a Fade connection at all
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/2nzO0zCGc4TUdM8cyo3EvH.png and in the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with G-d, and the Word was G-d
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
...yeah you'd think people would remember being a collective
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
my simple answer to Solas is: I'm not the best, but I'm the one who's here
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
Hadassah being a Storm Dragon is important to me because it adds to her and Solas as foils
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
chainbreakers
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/5qm1NuZE1vxGulnMxNI6sr.png god yeah that's him
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
so. current goal: recruit an assassin and a practical abolitionist
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
good choices! have the relevant skill-set
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
but does make it kind of obvious who isn't being considered to fight the evil archmages
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
(templars)
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
fuck. Solas IS much more fun as a known antagonist that we chat to sometimes.
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
I mean, we always knew, that's why Emet-Selch is soooooo popular
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
but it's fun to see it in action
rar🍲
2 months ago
this about solas is the strongest selling point for the game yet. what the hell.
any other name
2 months ago
he is! he's sort of fun, like this, rather than as condescending racist grandpa who is lying to me!
Nancy Crawfish
2 months ago
Chatting openly with the antagonist about your conflict is always fun
Nancy Crawfish
2 months ago
Lets you both make your case
Nancy Crawfish
2 months ago
And haha yeah the minute they said “who can fight mages” I was like “Templars?”
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
I wouldn't trust templars if I were this gang, either, but they're on my mind
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
rosebriar: you wouldn't think that condescending racist grandpa who is telling the truth was much of an improvement, and yet!
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
I think it's also that, structurally, I no longer have to keep Solas moderately pleased with me in order to unlock more Solas
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
no stress, just telling Solas "well gee if I'm not who you had in mind you shoulda considered NOT STABBING MY BOSS"
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
"and breaking his crossbow. frankly that's what he's gonna be really pissed about, and you know this."
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
"muscle and sinew heal, but he shot the guy who made Bianca in the head during Corypheus Part One, so, you know"
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
they are REALLY leaning into the Mob Family Crows vibe
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
also uh. Ma'am. You are aware that an "Ossuary" is where they keep the bones, yes?
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
just. moderate your expectations.
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
https://images.plurk.com/4EoWzqkP9WRdZGINSd561H.png people...
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
ugh I don't want to FLIRT with Lucanis I want to HANG OUT
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
but the option for "I don't think you're safe alone right now" is romo-coded
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
I am glad to see in the documents that Dorian has in fact gotten to "slavery is bad, conceptually"
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
I like it, compared to Cullen's whole stance on the personhood of mages, because even in just the scrap, it doesn't deny that the bad beliefs happened
Nancy Crawfish
2 months ago
It was a little on the nose but I was happy to find that from Dorian
L'fuckingChaim
2 months ago
it was! but it was a political speech, and very little space
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
YES Bellara be That Bitch who insists on doing thorough safety checks every time, I will support you
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I'm getting an image of a younger Bellara getting cocky, going, "that's never been the problem, I can just", and someone (multiple someones?) dying as a result
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
ah, I see, it is complicated
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
everyone else: you need to forgive yourself. it was not your fault. you checked! three times! there is always a risk.
Bellara: I need to fix everything ever to make up for it
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
MAEVARIS
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
wow you look GREAT, by which I mean "actually allowed to look vaguely middle-aged"
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
and dressed like a person who is wearing clothes
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Rook managed to keep a lid on "eeeee THE Maevaris Tilani knows my name!!" but. only just.
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
there aren't a lot of magisters who are openly against slavery. or openly queer, for that matter.
any other name
1 months ago
I gasped so hard when maevaris showed up <333
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
and now I have to deal with some pauldroned asshole
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
--oh thank fuck hi Dorian
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I'm not sure I like what they've done with his whole face...shape...region
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
but he is here
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
to swoop in and rescue Rook from arrest
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
a thing which she has definitely never dreamed about ahahahaa what COULD you mean
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
(when you are tevene, and an elf, the idea of any authority stepping in on your behalf is a fantasy. your parents can't; you learn that all too early)
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
(no one who cares about you can protect you)
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
so having A Literal Magister step in and face off with the First Warden - directly! not apologizing or groveling or bargaining! saying No I Won't Let You and backing that up! - is...a dream
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
something that can't happen, but just did
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
which is her whole life right now, but she never thought about most of it
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
"what's our move" like we can't make two teams
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
rook and harding for neve's team, davrin and bellara for lucanis's
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
ugh
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
you know what? Minrathous is Hadassah's city, but she also has the most people, the most powerful people, to defend her
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
there is at least one person in the city who has killed a high dragon before
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
there are more ways to deal with a venatori coup than there are to deal with mass blight poisoning
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
oh sure AFTER that we split, into teams, like I JUST said
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
and since rook is now going to treviso, I don't even get to use the party comp I wanted
any other name
1 months ago
cygna this is so funny. everyone I know has gone to treviso. "cygna will probably go to minrathous, she's playing a shadow dragon", I said. no. treviso for everyone
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
civilians are the priority
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Dorian is in Minrathous; the First Warden may be useless but he's in Minrathous; there are just a lot of mages all over the place
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
in Treviso there are only the Crows, as far as I know, and this isn't remotely their field
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
and now: consequences
any other name
1 months ago
the quencies
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
..oh
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Neve won't heal me anymore ever
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Neve I honestly figured Dorian Pavus and Maevaris Tilani could pull something together
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
meanwhile: oof, whose vallasin is Davrin wearing?
muddle-fudger
1 months ago
andruil, I think
muddle-fudger
1 months ago
nope, june
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
okay, so he's not about to stab his own personal patron
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
yet
muddle-fudger
1 months ago
I may have picked Elgar'nan vallaslin on purpose
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
nice
muddle-fudger
1 months ago
let one of "your" people teach you what we've learned about vengeance about the last thousand years, asshole
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
yes exactly
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
time to yell at an elf
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
god wolf thing whatever
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
"and then flowers would grow again" my dude we already have flowers
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Rook: they can call me what they want, as long as they're alive
Solas: will remember this
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
the world is dark and full of terrors, but I just hugged a juvenile griffon
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
the Qunari came here to teach everyone about the Qun and order and so on, but it seems that Thedas has taught them about factions, coups, and just going ham
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
oh noooo not being hunted by the DRAGON KING, so scary
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I was like, but do I want to pursue romance with any of these characters
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
and then Taash
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
sometimes a very tall person with long lovely hair says "You don't get to tell me what I am" and breathes fire over people
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
and that's it. it's over.
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
okay. the faces in this game are very pretty. HOWEVER.
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
like so many games, they have sacrificed mobility, expressiveness, for pretty
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
and the excellent voice acting makes it obvious, because their faces do not match
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
oh, their mouths are moving at the right times, but they're not moving enough
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
for the emotion
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
that's not what someone looks like, when they're telling a story, or when they're laughing that hard
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
and the rest of their body isn't moving with it
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
oh I see they have brought in As Played By Vincent Price for the scrungly man fans in the playerbase
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
they know what people like
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
a Hand of Glory?
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I wonder what it does in this universe
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
because what it is said to do in ours, make people sleep and not notice you passing, it CLEARLY doesn't do for the Venatori
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
"You can tell me why you've sought out a Fade expert on the way [to the Lighthouse"
I think...when we get there, you will understand
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I don't know who was designing these characters, but they went the fuck OFF and I love it
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
"step one: pick a Type. step two: add something completely deranged and a personality to match. step three: delight"
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Emmrich is delighting me
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
he's so. he's so weird in a way I love, where someone in a Darque Profession is having a great time
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I am discovering this about Lucanis as well
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
he DOES have the...abusive relationship with the demon, thing, angst
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
but also he's grocery shopping for everyone because you call this eating?!
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Neve he has bought you an orange and you are going to eat it
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Ilario: tell him he's being paranoid!
Rook: many members of my anti-slavery organization are hanging from gallows all over Minrathous. he may not be being paranoid enough to suit me.
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Lucanis is entitled to all the creature comforts his heart could desire
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I mean, everyone is always, but the guy we pulled out of a demon experiment prison cell needs them more than most
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
"maybe you and I see deer. [Assan] sees...venison souffle?" I have a confession about what happens when I see a deer
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
aww it's "man who has been fighting his whole life gets a small creature to raise and rethinks everything" I'm so fond
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I like Antoine and Evka, the Warden couple
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
me? influenced towards elf/dwarf romance in my formative years? how dare you!
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
going to Hossberg, and - yeah. I was right to go to Treviso.
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
many things are wrong in Minrathous, but none as bad as this
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I look at the water - muddy, bloody, blighted, diseased - and I don't regret doing whatever it took to keep Treviso's canals from looking like this
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
I'm told I can lock myself out of sidequests so Guess What I'm Doing Forever
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
...so who's the Apostate With A Hidden Agenda?
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
based on the title screen, Neve
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
since the camera zooms through the others to land on her
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Emmrich is not an apostate, except inasmuch as the very concept is weird now
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
but he is a professor and works for the government, so he simply is not an apostate
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
Bellara is, being Dalish, an apostate by definition, but - she's been very clear at this point in what she wants
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
for herself personally
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
...why do the wisps all gather around Neve, in the lighthouse?
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
okay, Emmrich is - he's terribly charming
L'fuckingChaim
1 months ago
he took me on a lovely walk in the memorial gardens and asked me if I was ever afraid of dying
any other name
1 months ago
That scene was so charming
Nancy Crawfish
1 months ago
(Slides in late) Emmrich is so charming and I love Lucanis making sure Neve gets vitamins so much
Nancy Crawfish
1 months ago
And his perspective on life and death in a world where there’s necromancy is really interesting
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