OKAY THEN

WELP

me: it sure would be cool if we got some references

i'm not gonna survive this guys

the fuckin way luis is voicing "been a devil for a thousand years" zerxus -

oh wow

P A R D O N

shipoftheseus HE PLAYS CARDS

AH. AND OTHER GAMES.

it's important to have a broad diet

okay they ARE doing cards he just. he needed a fancy table for it

on a glowing platform. this fucking

"Your friends rely on you. You make take pride in always being there to save them. To redeem them."

cool cool cool

"Cut the bullshit. Tell me where your black skull is."

"Interesting approach. I can't lie, so I'll tell you: it's the card in my hand."

oh holy shit

ooooooh

well i'm not okay

idk if they made changes to the story or if zerxus's memory is compromised but either way: OUCH

aaaand straight into kimallura flashback before their party got slaughtered

kima: /hammers a monster into a pulp

allura: im too gay for this

klsadsa kima in a pit

zerxus: funny, i don't remember telling you to kill a fucking dragon for them

OH MY GOD

THEY DID THE HOT TUB EARLY

THANK YOU I NEEDED THAT

yeah i 100% think that was some memory editing on his part

definitely framed it in the least flattering way possible which tracks

idk I laughed at "i found myself face to face with asmodeus" LIKE HE DIDNT FULLY INVITE THAT DUDE IN

LMAO THERE WAS THAT

"i found myself face to face with asmodeus. by which i mean i walked through a mirror and dressed his wounds"

lmao yes

pike asking, very reasonably, "you trusted a betrayer???" my girl you don't know the half of it

LMAOOO

this is all even funnier when you remember that ashley played pike as having a crush on percy

"okay i GET the whole, i can fix him, impulse, but uh,"

Kahl to anyone who stands still long enough: my warden is the DUMBEST brick on SEVERAL planets but if you hurt him i will peel your spine out so just like. don't listen to his mouth hole

djklfsf

(i'd be like 'you're grounded' but. zerxus would not make that joke with kahl)

fjskfddf amazing

dw laerryn he's still got people to call him a dumbass

g o o d

HE NEEDS THEM

somebody doesn't want tuna treats!!!

pffffff YEP THAT WORKS

guess he's gotta give all these to tempus instead

he refuses to pretend zerxus is smart for tuna treats. he has integrity!!!