Frankie I would like to be trapped in the boat and need some help/or someone to crawl and escape with. she's strictly human and also not a particularly strong swimmer

Kahl is going to be tearing through the wreckage trying to save His People. if he saves some other peopple kind of just incidentally that's whatever he guesses (I would like some of this)

Jedao I am undecided - he's hard to take down but he heals in hours/days, not instantly, so if he gets crunched up enough in the crash he could be in a bad way; otoh he doesn't need to breathe and he is a little spaceship engine so he could be trying to help people get out/up/to island

depends on whether more people want to be rescuers or rescuees, what kind of plots would be fun

tbh Jedao could be injured and unconscious and stuck underwater for houts and still need rescue like that. could be fun

i'm sorry kahl zerxus is absolutely overworking himself trying to get everyone out

Kahl like. /rips a wall open for him in some kind of kraken form

if Jedao is capable of helping his priorities would be Jun Wu and Justine first tiger_eyes waningsunflower

but idk what y'all wanna do

Justine is just a fragile damn human, and she will 100% need help. I'm not sure what I'm doing specifically for her, but I'd love Jedao to be involved in Helping!

awww. favourite god <33

Justine would ALSO be on Kahl's list tbh, he will probably teleport to her for a very dramatic rescue

before Jedao could even find her

and if she's injured she'd be on the list of people he'd willingly give godsblood

Justine, Astarion, Durge, Jamie, Root, and Pyotr would be Kahl's list for immediate divine attention

Pyotr would be so happy if Kahl rescued him

yarnzipan metonumia gwynnbleidd onemuon punnyinpink

+also Corvo, Kota

... depending on if you're up for it once those are confirmed safe Kahl might try to drown Peter thehats

Jamie will need help! but then could help!

no pressure if not!!

just. holding him krakenly at the bottom of the water in sight of the surface drowning for as long as his immortality keeps him going

he just thinks that would extremely mean to do to someone who likes to fly :>

...Jamie loves you so much Kahl

for some reason I love the idea of Arthur spotting jedao underwater, if that's a route you wanna take?

but I can defs defer to Kira if you want a husband rescue

Hi, can I interest you in some themely rescue organization and/or random Vincent rescue?

I think with so MANY rescuers, I'm leaning to Jedao being unconscious and maybe pinned under the whole ship, maybe one of the last ones found

at which point he will not look human at all

Justine will give him the biggest hug

i need to figure out my plans, but noodle-arms mcgee over here will need help whether she's in a coma or not

Kahl is really the best person to rescue Pyotr. He won't be mad about it, will be extremely pleased that his decision to make an ally paid off so well, and will even feel grateful

Do you have someone to lift the ship to get Jedao out?

I offer a tentacle boy

yarnzipan since John's got a few on the docket I think I'm gonna earmark Jedao for Edwin

maybe john figuring Jedao would call out to him if he needed anything but edwin Fretting when he doesn't turn up in the first few waves as a rescuer as would be assumed and finding him? researchboner

I will admit John isn't leaving anything to chance there after Pie, sorry, but maybe he can teamwork with Edwin like 'I'm doing X, please go check Jedao?'

'I know I'm probably being paranoid, we both are, but !!!'

definitely makes sense that John would want to check on him! we'll see how the timing works out

same result, it's Edwin's save!

but this way he gets Brother's Confidence and Reinforcement of his own concern?

also there is. the fun thing that if Jedao is this injured, he will emerge part-amorphous and 100% mindlessly ravenous for Nearest Protein

so if any non-god rescuers try to get at them he might try to eat them. while still trapped

*at him

oh no Jedao

no eating

idk if anyone wants that body horror situation !!!

alternatively edwin and john bringing him back to the islend like "it definitely IS jedao but his mind isn't there!!!! fuck!!!!" and the second they let him go he leaps on the nearest meat person until someone gives him a whole raw tiger shark to gnaw or something

he could jump on Vincent, who's protected, and let that give them enough time to feed him a shark?

we'll see if anybody wants the horror route or not

I'd be up for some body horror with more meat based characters!!

bless!

(it might be fun with allen, as he also would probably start going full body horror in response)

oh no chain reaction lmao

i'm not NOT interested in the question of how many body horror dominos we can knock over here

half of allen's body just warming into weird white glowing tentacle/feathers...

very artistic

Fuzzytale might also be fun with Fives running over to try and help jaby and getting a little lightly bitten

white tentacles and black tentacles!!! like yin yang!!

exactly! trying to eat each other a bit!

Jedao: well this isn't meat after all :/ maybe still tasty gatespace energies tho....

there's still at least half meat! just turns out not as good... actually considering allen does have that teleporting connection maybe that would add special flavor

Jedao needs meat to repair his realspace body when injured but otherside energies are what he's NORMALLY hungry for and never gets, sooooo

two meals in one!!

....also hollow-eyed hungry jedao on the island afterward, back in his right mind but still with swathes of inky pulsing darkness, completely naked

Jun Wu is having a nice float. If Jedao needs rescue, he would help him.

Oh my naked man~ Jun Wu is down with that too.

Jedao: extremely unhappy and shy but absolutely refusing to cringe about it so just starts walking around like normal lmao

he will be glad Jun Wu is okay once he is sane again!

absolutely down for that

also, Fives would offer him his blacks once they're safe on the island, he can just wear his li'l booty swimshorts under his armor

Jedao: looks at Fives. looks at himself

uhh

he appreciates it but he'll be swimming in them lol

LOL

fair, but he could roll up the cuffs XD

... actually, now I'm wondering if anyone's recreated the nanobot tech in Jedao's uniform yet....

I feel like since all the clones are the same size it was low priority lmao

Getting a reply in after my comment. Fortune favors the bold

lol

fair, but the auto cleaning and repair is super handy

I’m totally safe with that.

Norton at naked alien jedao.

Jedao like. SO grumpy because he's having the WORST time....but Norton ogling does make him feel a LITTLE better

oh well in that case

supportive thirsting u.u

Jun Wu will check him out too. Because he's shameless.

GODRIC JUMPING IN WITH A BLANKET TO HIDE HIM/keep him for himself

Jedao @ Jun Wu like sir you are my evil step great grandma

NOT THE WEIRDEST SEXUAL TENSION HE'S EVER HAD but still not sure how to respond lmap

*lmao

at some point Jedao in like, a mylar sarong