Abel: I haven't been on leave in six years....how? How do I do this?

And also, because he understands leave even if he doesn't think he'll be good at it, Fitz....please enjoy your vacation. If you would like to hang out that sounds like fun.

Abel is choosing sky view because fuck glass bottoms on a 20 deck boat, what the hell??? How thick is that glass. He's going to have nightmares.

If he doesn't think about it it'll be fine. also...floor to ceiling windows sound like fun. For reasons. He really hopes the cleaning bots get the whole windows.

Hanna is going to have a fucking blast and you for sure know he's getting a level 1 room. LOOK AT ALL THOSE WEIRD FUCKING FISH

Jetski races, Abel. Jetski races.

He will definitely be all on that.

I feel like he's going to try and fill his time with things and not actually sit still.

By day 4 he's like, sore and exhausted.

I'm not sure Tendi's ever been on a hydroscoot, but she'll pick it up fast.

abel 🤝 zerxus "what the fuck is a vacation"

Abel has lots of friends who understand he has no idea how to vacation thankfully. He will have lots of fun, but...Zerxus, why don't you get in the water, he wants to see you in a swimsuit.

dw abel i am NOT missing the opportunity to decide what swimwear in avalir and/or hell was like

i assume both fall under Ridiculous But Sexy

I mean its hot in hell so probably very practical too

jetski races? >.>

yes jetski races! he's probably going to put out a thing for it though I am unsure if it will be an actual prompt seeing as a race would be a shit ton of people xD

Come on, Abel, water ski/bike with Wu Xin!

You can't stop him from zoom zoom on the waterbike!

he never stopped him from zoom zoom before xD just. ramping up.

Okay, so order is now going bicycling, jetski/bike, real bike.

the jetski will help with balance but not self control xD

Abel like "if you drive a bike like you drive a jetski you're going to die."

"Abel, you exaggerate." Then zooms by wheeeeeeee!

self control is for later

Abel just like I wasn't like this when I was eighteen

Aerith eyes Abel just uh huh, but you'd want to

No he was very disciplined, thank you

but you don't have to be now! old man

This is disciplined.

The enjoyment of new experiences on a very disciplined and safe fashion.

xD Abel would like to say he knows how to have fun, thank you. And he's twenty-five. Not 50, Aerith!

show her Abel!

PROVE IT

....He's going to have to show everyone how to do tricks on a jetski isn't he?

TheHats is Taylor going to be up before they leave? Hanna is going to ask her if she can remove the protection that Nico gave him.

oh yeah

Abel testing out a few jetski's before he figures out which one he likes best and does a few flips. Okay, are you satisfied that he can have fun now?

If you allow (1) hug and a drink in celebration for cool tricks after :>

... So long as he can save the drink for after he's done swimming so he doesn't swim tipsy, then of course.

of course not! they're here for pool safety

Good, good. He will definitely allow her to get him drunk later because he's trying to relax because apparently no one believes he's capable.

She is.

First thing I’m doing tomorrow is getting both my kids up.

no rush! Just wanted to get some ducks in a row

It's technically not a pool.....

And why can't they drink and swim? Asks the underaged drinker.

Who doesn't know how to swim.

do you fancy waterskiing with an orca pulling you along Abel

(the orca will be quite drunk because she's Iris)

AHAHA I- I have to think about if that will scare him or not xD he is not used to magic and John's shape shifting makes him a little nervous if he's entirely honest but... I bet that if he was drunk she could convince him and then when he was sober later he'd be like that was such a terrible idea...I could have drown.

Wu Xin if he has to explain to you why drinking and swimming in the OCEAN is a bad idea...maybe you shouldn't be drinking at all

she'll be very careful not to drown him!

good good. Abel let's himself have more fun when he's drunk anyways. less private about it.

What's the difference between swimming in the ocean and swimming elsewhere? Why, he's been drinking since a tiny fellow, only the swimming is a new thing!

the ocean is alive and she may get angry