(I am not responsible for any of these beverage crimes I was questioning the wisdom of making a drink that had come to OP in a dream)

Horrified to discover that a white gilgamesh isn’t terrible

mildly horrified but not surprised

anything you put milk into that doesn't immediately curdle it is Just Not Bad on the scale of bad decisions

(don't drink milk while eating pickles. don't do it.)

(somehow despite drinking neither alcohol nor caffeine I have made Bad Drink Decisions in my life)