That's eleven-fifty more than it deserved.

$12?? Where’s it from, Waitrose?

for $12 you should be getting some verve

some pizzazz

a little vavavoom

That's a sadwich

ten pounds, hotel restaurant

THAT'S $12?

a man in a waistcoat brought it to me and it did not deserve that

Oh that is REALLY sad looking. I feel like the money spent went more to the gentleman delivering it than the sandwich

...is that just, like. butter and badly cooked ham?

it is roast beef and horseradish

which is what I ordered

technically

what the fuck

A hotel should give you a sandwich that looks nicer than the pre made ones at M&S

TWELVE DOLLARS?

good grief

i can get better looking sandwiches from MY GAS STATION

i've made better sandwiches at 2am

half asleep and broke