"I don't get it. We could literally pick any body" i did not expect to be this delighted by the ruiner

daddy's mad i can't

girl has 6d10 hellish rebuke

"yeah i'll just take half my movement to go thirty feet" fuckin monks man

HOW DARE YOU BRENNAN

YOU AND CHILDREN AND SENDING STONES

"you hear in the back 'it's normal where i come from'"

how is this even worse than cerrit's kids

"one day i'm gonna spin you up in my web and never let you go" "i'll be okay with that"

abubaker salim comes in on his first cr appearance and changes the entire world-defining boss battle in one turn

the everlight, to a construct made to kill the gods: hey. help us instead

this construct: OKAY

DESTROYS ANOTHER WARD

so the dawnfather just killed three dragons with one spell and his turn isn't over yet

me: asmodeus hasn't done shit in this battle what is he up to

brennan: now that you have blindsight, father milo disappears

selena no you have just doomed everyone

"You're not the heroes, you're NPCs. The time of heroes is over."

"I'm scared."

oh fuck

WHEN DID HE DO THIS

okay everlight

'Standing over her is Amaris, your husband.'

"I always look like the most beautiful person anyone has ever seen" you MOTHERFUCKER

(brennan or asmodeus? yes)

just. just gonna shoot your siblings now OKAY MAN

ashley rolling higher than someone on initiative for the first time in her life

"I will hate you forever."

"Do not lie to me."

i just. "You had a chance for us to be family. Now we're something else."

zerxus wants to slap him in the face. he probably cannot do that. but he really wants to

NONE OF THIS HAS TO BE PERMANENT YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF AT ANY TIME

fuuuuck "You found this place, and you can't be in it without hurting. So you did this to me, didn't you?"

"This is the way I lose my mortal form. ... It's the only gift I can give my poor brother, who I've ruined."

"He said she renounced you, before the end. Do you think he was telling the truth?"

"It doesn't matter."

"If something were to happen to her, I could not break my own rules to save her. And so I gave up my son."

"They will do great things, and then they will see you again."

It was such a good episode

i am verklempt

I'm for real laughing at your accurate observations about Brennan and kids and sending stones

we were dying over it

OF ALL THE TRENDS

(did not expect ashley to yeet that thing and kill a devil

emotional damage, check. GET READY FOR)

THANKS MAN

NOSHIR COME ON

okay in retrospect, it is fucking hilarious that asmodeus and lolth were going on about how little mortals matter - but we ARE going to use this cool weapon you made tyvm

"His first experience of the real was pain. And your first experience of the real was trying to help somebody."

fuuuuck me

i really think that once asmodeus decided to hate everything he HAD to hate her the most

because he loves her the most

...shit. when arcadia said "i love you" right before trist left that was asmodeus

he didn't even need to say that she was already going my dude i want to put you in a blender and shake you around

i love that this episode veers between discussions about storytelling as a venue for coping with the harsh realities of life and laura bailey shouting WHO'S THE MATRON BITCH at the camera

"did we ever establish that you were your own warlock patron" NO BRENNAN, SO THANK YOU

(yes i. i kinda want to play emhira now)

omg YES asha and keyle -

"there's a reason asha was asha" HOW DID I NOT REALISE OH MY GOD

BRENNAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU MADE DRAGON BOLO CANON

"I wanted for the Matron to show that spark that she gave to Vax."

"she specifically made the emissary out of ice and stone because it felt like having a child with nature" COOL COOL COOL

can i get a book about ayden and trist