HEIST on the top of the list, June was not the best time for this sin incarnate

It has been 0 days since someone tried to kill someone he knows or likes

Keeping a tally on a chalkboard like: you guys should know better, knock it off

He is also making TERRIBLE CHOICES and getting caught up in shit he does not know what the fuck to do with

One of his (Para what a fucking sweetheart) now know he's basically a creature made out of dead people and that's a whole lot of awkward. Just gunna. Not mention that

So July is his time to kick down the door and get back to the usual

Fix his stuff, go absolute Wild Man

I DO want him to be able to actually talk about Dublith at some point, but that is gunna be a very hard sell. He skirts the idea like a bad habit

you're fine baby, you be made up out of how many dead people you want

it is AWKWARD

GONNA HIT HIM UP WITH BLITZ

EXCELLENT c'mere Blitz, he's gotta chat with ya about how stuff works. And also sorry for the angry maracas

more always, i say, on brand

as you SHOULD and is your RIGHT

sorry not sorry for Greed's uh. Everything

brother if you saw some of the shit ive rped playing lucifer or alastor you would not be even fake apologizing lmao

Good. GOOD

Ver and Greed need to swap stories, she still hasn’t told him hers

they really fucking do like

slaps hands on table

they're friends that never say they're friends

I need Law to poke at Greed more, do his whole 'maybe I like you, maybe I don't' semi-feral cat thing

bring him your bullshit, that's what he's good at handling

Greed King of the Outcasts the Avaricious

sbkfjbsj YES PLEASE come on down Law, sin will find you, don't you even sweat it

Friends that just do, they vibe

im so excited for more greednanigans

Just vibin' and if she wants to let loose on him, she can. The 'Nest is a no judge zone here

HEIST!!

Greed does not care and if people tell him what they need from him, he usually delivers. Or tries. In a very dumb way

also he needs to tell Ver about at least one of the 'Nesters like: "He was part dog. You would have made him a puddle just by looking at him. It would have been priceless."

(old nesters, chimeras he's talking about)

MORE GREED up to his usual bullshit and someone needs to stop him one of these days

You can't let this homunculus loose in Hell with a bunch of people he likes a lot and just let him ... do as he do

or you can but actions have consequences

HEIST heist to bury the fact that shadows sucked, things got complicated, and oh boy, does he need to just. Be Sin of Grabby for a bit

shoving money at people he knows and doesn't like

"Go buy yourself something nice, I don't care, whatever, I'm going to rip open this barrel of awful moonshine we stole and see if it actually can make me feel a buzz. It's an experiment.'

slams back in here

but in all serious? Late night talks, chatting on the balcony

those little moments where he's letting down that 'Shield a bit more just

chef's kiss I am here for that

also all the obvious nasty crap that comes with this homunculus

also angel giving him the real name talk it's gonna happen!!

skgb OH NO I AM SO READY BUT ALSO OH NO

NEED MORE GREED TIME

BJ's loyalty to Greed has gone like +++++ from him patching him up. hes never been patched up by somebody unless you count like...his mom putting a bandaid on his knee as a little kid

puts my eyeballs immediately on the anthony loredrop

Tell her about those dweebs (affectionate)! Them just lounging around with booze and talking bs about their pasts, she’ll tell him about her fuck u Blitzø parties

ceedawkes I am ready for someone to cut some onions. And be very prepared for Greed to use that name whenever Angel needs a little reminder about how damn fantastic he is

quesadillawizard aww AWWW BUDDY you best believe he's going to patch him up the best a stupid homunculus can. Sorry ghost with the most, once you work for him, he's going to take care of your ass

That's just how the Nest works, rules and shit

Greed like: all right I don't know what broke all of you, but we're gunna fix that. Whole new world out here for the taking, let's go

accessories I WANT THIS so bad SO BAD gimme some late night roof talks with a bottle of booze and also damn Ver when a man fucks up, you go hard huh

Like totally deserved but also damn. Someone fucked around and found out

Also because I keep forgetting tacce if Greed finds out Lucifer doesn't have like. Infinite cash. Expect an envelope at his hotel door like

"Here's like a grand. Don't be afraid to ask me for shit. Ok cool awesome. Also I'm robbing a place so avoid this street and this street for like. A day."

LMFAO

hes so bad about accepting help but also stares at helping charlie

Got yourself a Sugar Daddy big guy? Slay bitch

living his best life fr

You don’t play with this girl’s heart and get away with it! She’s going to kick you in the nuts with her stilettos, post the vid on YT and then have a party celebrating the fact that you’re down a nut. #LanceArmstrongClub also if they roof drinking, she is finishing that bottle buddy, let her sleep it off

tacce: She’d be so proud of him

Too bad devil man you're rolling with a creature now that likes to invite himself in

Plus you've got a kid and shit. Take the money and run

SHE CAN finish the bottle and just use his vest as a blanket. Let her sleep in the Nest, he'll hang out with her to make sure she wakes up fine then be like

I got this really awful breakfast in case demons get hangovers

Ugh I'm on my phone so I don't care how broken this ends up but basically him and Verosika at people: Greed and Martel | Anime, Fullmetal alchemist, Fma

Greed at Lucifer like: be a good dad, I know you're a cool dude but my experience with dads totally sucks so. Be the best one or whatever. You've got it in you.

Now excuse him, he has crimes to commit.

What a bro, letting her use the vest and feeding her breakfast after. That is absolutely them only she might be filming it if it’s particularly juicy. You know, in case they want to relive the magic later. Protect her if they try to steal her phone to delete the footage

He's got you babe, no body steals from him

im so excited to play with youu

I AM SO EXCITED DUDE BJ is such a god damn treasure

I am hittin' the fuck it button BUT since this came up: Greed and deals

He hasn't made one (not like that) since getting here. He has a thing with Kamora, but it's a little bit weird

SO DESPITE being y'know, the jackass he is, he hasn't made one. Doesn't like it. He's already full of souls, so he doesn't exactly .. wanna hit that topic, what with the whole other Hell nonsense

but if he makes one? It's gunna be a TIME let me tell ya

jazz hands transmutation circle baby

give 'em that ol' equivalent exchange

just one of these bad boys, but probably something reversed. I don't know, THEY DON'T EXPLAIN homunculi well but

Greed just looking down as this thing is below him like

"Oh didn't expect that. Well shit."

Someone make a deal with this pos

CONGRATS .....

it's gunna be a wild time if it ever happens

aw, see, he's got an eye thing too

HIGH FIVE FOR EYEBALLS

He does not like the eyeball

it's fine, it's probably a friendly eyeball

SURE SURE THING

Greed lighting up a cigarette as the whole thing circles around him

"This is gunna suck ass."

it's what happens when you ain't people and don't have a real soul of your own to sell

Not Angel breaking his heart

who broke him stuff

WHO BROKE .. HIM STUFF...

Greed duct taping people back together like: no break, only have

wheeze

weeps

Greed just kicking down every door like

WHOMST THE FUCK

all ya bastards swear to christ

Greed is also part of this bastard crew but middle fingers to the law, catch him if you can, duces

Returns to this again so I know where shit is

Greed's regular haunts: The Devil's Nest (obviously), the Cackle Sisters (schedule TBD), Lucky 6s (booze delivery), The Fox Trot (strip club, does stuff there), Dragon's Breath Noodle Shop, the Cat Cafe in Heaven

Also: the sewers

because of reasons