Why because I have been up since 5am

Causing problems on purpose

Necklace Collar Rhinestone Dollar Sign New Years Sta...he found it it's his

"This is fashion don't know what you're talking about."

Skull and Crossbones Black Faux Fur Coat Unisex Goth...also this

Just grabbing his horns, biting his tongue, and trying to stick this thing to itXL Gaudy Vintage 1980s Gold Tone and Yellow Faux Sto...

It immediately falls off, he tries again

His crew:

Finally just glues it there

Style

Someone slaps it off oh I thought it was a cockroach

GASP

Why would you do this

(He found it in the dumpster)

the absolute heart attack reading "I'm dropping" gave me lmao

Oh OH NO GOD

EDITS THAT sorry guys you've got me and this stupid homunculus

I AM JUST PUTTING STUPID SHIT HERE OH MAN

ceedawkes: ME TOO holy crap

Jazz hands words and shit

Greed showing up to your doorstep like

Not going to lie, I clenched a little at reading dropping too but then I saw the rest

God no SORRY YOU'RE STUCK WITH MY horrible creature ass with a stupid sinner man who has no shame

WHEEZES

I have made MISSNAKES in my words

I'm too fucking invested

im glad im not the only one LMAO

me: WHAT oh wait

gently wheezes and gathers y'all up

Is this for the FMA memes I sent.. ugly cries

LMAO DAILY

yes.

Djskdjdjdidjdjsjd

I AM SO SORRY...

everyone comes in here crying

I’ll forgive you only because you’re rad as shit

yeah fair reasoning i agree

RUBS FACE well I certainly got a stupid blush on my stupid face you're all too fucking kind dudijddu

You'd have to tear me away from this bullshit kicking and screaming and thrown over someone's shoulder

Fantastic little group of folks now NOW I AM GUNNA drink this entire skull of water

ME TOO I WAS LIEK TONY NOOOO

aldlslks all of us like "TONY NOOOOOO" Tony like "tf guys"

I HAVE MADE ERRORS

Here I was, just being a turd, flying by the seat of my noodle legs

Djdkej seriously though you folks are such awesome folks and I'd have better words if I wasn't like

Gently wheezing at myself

Terry is gunna find me like

You look like you've been wheezing for an hour

Yes gremlin I sure as shit diddly do have

Chloe Dykstra Skydart GIF - Chloe Dykstra Skydart Wo...

hee hee hee

When I fuck up I fuck up good man

Slaps a sticker

He tried crooked and missing a point on that good star

had a good outcome now you know how loved u are

IT IS WICKED SWEET AND VERY KIND djwkjd and I can't say thanks enough THE BEST KIND OF PEOPLE OK you're the best

I am going to pass the fuck out after work but then prepare yourselves

look you flustered him-

I see, I see. It's bully Tony hours

I am but an innocent Masshole. Sleep deprived but innocent as all hell

I can't believe you've done this

innocent of all crimes

comes back here to drop shit so I remember where the fuck I put it

did you know you can get spurs for crocs

... I hate this

I know this and I have burned it out of my memory and

why would you do this

(I am dying thank you)

is it better or worse than croc balls

raises finger

lowers finger

See, I thought we were all pals here

Good chums

HAHAHA

look i wear crocs exclusively so no one is safe from croc knowledge around me but i didn't bring up croc balls

i was looking for the spurs!!

tacce This is very fair, you've just awoken a sleeping creature in me with the croc spurs. I was threatened with a pair of those cowboy boot crocs one time

love_letters I am not surprised that you found these but I also hate that you found these

... croc balls

what's worse: cowboy boot sandals or cowboy boot crocs

I HATE BOTH of these options

KICKIES FEETS ugh

sandals

sorry putting all my chips on sandals are so much worse

confession i want the cowboy boot crocs so fuckin bad and if it makes you feel better they are like impossible to get so you are presumably safe lmao

CONFESS but also ain't nothing wrong with that! And thank Christ man. I just know me and me is boots only, nothing else

I am a simple man with stupid needs

you're so valid