coworker who has lived in Washington his whole life telling me, an NJ native, how "based" the Amish are and how great it would be to live with them, like he wouldn't be disowned by them immediately for not being conservative enough. the guy drives me insane.
have fun farming with no tractor, my dude
Hope he doesn't like his personal cell phone or computer
"Karl, we gotta join the Amish, we'd get wives so quick" "don't assume my dating prospects are as bad as yours"
"i am so unappealing that my only hope is an intensely patriarchal religion that makes it nearly impossible for its members to leave"
aww yeah my life partner had to settle and now she's stuck
dude makes a lot of Hitler jokes and admires the unabomber
ah, your garden variety edgelord
appropriate for a knife shop i guess
yeah that explains it
"I'm a good Christian boy" "You're only two of those things"
anyone who says that unironically never fits that description