like tell me he wouldnt bring this thing home and call it his child

Omg. Yes.

i want him to just steadfastly refuse to admit that his cat looks like something that got pulled out of the underside of a vacuum cleaner

oh my god

quentin: so here's all the reasons why outside cats are fine in duplicity

actually i bet his mom would only allow them to have outdoor cats

eliot please

huaisang puts a bow on it to try and make it ... less awful

Adorable!!!

shockvaluecola: you want to set sewer cat loose on an unsuspecting populace??

Better that than their house

"quentin, this is our child. our precious baby. i'm not putting her out there with all the sex beasts"