Manager: Hey ZZ, a coworker sent me an email. What does it mean?Me: What email?
Manger: The one coworker sent.
Me: Yes, but I didn't send the email and don't know what it said?
Manger: Never mind, I'll ask coworker.
Me: Good plan.
I seriously need to collect all these one day and write a book. 
At least this one is just funny. I could see their realization that they were asking a dumb question happen in real time on their face
