I saw someone wearing a pair of thigh high awesome chunky boots so I walked over to compliment her and to ask her where she got it from.
But instead I said a bit too enthusiastically..."I love your booty! Where did you get it from?" Now is a good time for natural catastrophe to strike my town, please and thank you.
But instead I said a bit too enthusiastically..."I love your booty! Where did you get it from?" Now is a good time for natural catastrophe to strike my town, please and thank you.
She was like... "thank.... 
you! Uh... my... mama?"
you! Uh... my... mama?"
I was so mortified. I corrected myself but also in my (silent) defence she DOES have a nice booty and the boots did her booty very much justice 
you are a treasure and a delight
I’d take it as a compliment. LOL My booty isn’t my best ass-et 
The boots accentuated the fiiiiine ass booty!
It really did, she was very shapely. 