[LN] imagining a Prometheus higher-up bitching to the Avengers or Mobius about all the trouble Loki's caused them. "he waltzed into our base like he owned it, he and his minions killed a lot of guards then released dangerous prisoners and looted the place, then they destroyed it, with him even calling it 'decommissioning'!"
Stacia: hdu, I am no one's minion!
"and he didn't let anyone go, not even the civilians and those who surrendered and cooperated! he sent them all to prisons!"
Stacia: I will pee in your shoes.
and the heroes are just like "we're so sorry, we'll go deal with him"
Loki would be all "okay, so that's technically correct, but... maybe you should know what that base was for"
and he'll let the others answer the "minions" part
XD
"Stacia, did I force you to do anything?"
Stacia, climbing on Loki while glaring at the Avengers: If you tried, I'd make you cry.
"MY Loki now. Fuck off."
thor and cap would probably apologize for believing the cruel fascist torturers
Stacia's logic: there is nothing that will convince the Avengers faster that Loki is on the up-and-up by a teenage girl treating him like climbing equipment and threatening dire consequences if he tried to boss her around.
evil mind control villains do not let their minions do such things
and they don't roll their eyes while also smiling at
extremely true!
I would SO love Sam to meet Thor.
begrudgingly running interference for loki B(
loki would love to share his thor with people
earth-19999, the problem dimension
we're just catching up to the comics in trouble
In fairness to the Avengers, they'd know something was wrong earlier since Tony would've hacked Prometheus's systems.
multiversal meeting where this is the first the Avengers have ever come across Prometheus
Yeah, that's my point. Tony would be hacking their systems even while they were talking to the rep. Especially since it's the first meeting.
Based on what he did almost as soon as he got on helicarrier in the first Avengers movie.
ah. though he might think that Loki was trying to take it over, not that he was trying to destroy it the way the Avengers would