Spoilers: it's a lie it's all a lie if you find Val charming walk away and don't look back save yoursel-- /chokes on smoke

kismesis

The ragehorny

Blitz doesn't find Val charming because of reasons BUT he's probably aware that Val can be very charming? dangerously so

he definitely is aware he's hot

I feel that tends to be the default to anyone who has seen his worst side...

TBF Blitz bought it on himself a bit

like Val was a dick initially but Blitz definitely escalated it

Now they're just... kissmesis.
Blitz keeps things interesting for him, if anything..

regrettably, so much like u know there was a whole era where angel was like "u just don't understand him like I do!!!!!!"

GOD. I can only imagine like "everyone says Val's an underhanded bastard and not to trust him but YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM He loves me"

Statements that aged like milk.

one million percent t

just "okay well maybe for u but I'm different and special"

"I'm his favorite and maybe you did something to piss him off so you deserve it"

Greed can appreciate just how slick the guy is. Like, there's no denying he's got that air about him that draws in ... like a moth to flame

(I will leave)

His fashion sense and ability to get shit done.. that’s it though. Lmao Niffty, of course, loves everything about him and wishes for him to continue down this dark path, feed her well bad boy

but seriously, he knows Valentino isn't one to fuck around with and find out, but man does he wanna fuck around and find out

it's like playing a deadly game and there's a little bit of a thrill about that

Like... how far down can you go before you start feeling like something's on fire and you don't know how to put it out

accessories: 2 is better than none! Also sob the fact he's def one hell of a bad boy...

the fact that hes easy for oz to squish if it comes to that

his 3 foot long legs are p charming tho

also he can be pretty sweet if he WANTS to