So, two thoughts:

1: Oh my god is that journalist out for blood and I am living for it
2: This is basically a vaccine for imposter syndrome

musical haters going "what's the problem? he clearly has good taste if he's only ever seen one and then ducked out!"

"Well, this goes to why I’m a little bit mystified as to why you’ve chosen this spokesman role when your knowledge of the arts seems to be just about zero to negligible."

Just a slight tonal shift happening in that sentence. Delicious.

"you've read one poem, haven't you" someone alert the burn unit, goddamn