Wow that would give me nightmares but also I kind of like it and think it's... quirky?

its, what I perceive as, crooked nose is really what gets me

this feels like a table straight out of like nicktoons and cartoon central from the 90s a la my childhood lmao

cartoon central...lol...network

B+ vibes for my eclectic 70s dream house, D- apparent functionality as drawers