i am so lucky i am not actually severely sunburned

HEARING YOU DESCRIBE IT AS SPICY I SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES BTW.

THATS FAIR

NO RELIEF 😔😔😔😔😔

whaT the fuck

I GET YOU WANNA CUT BACK ON COSTS BUT YOU ADD ALOCOHOL INSTEAD OF JUST WATERING IT DOWN? ARE YOU INSANE?

I guess alcohol evaporates quickly so it is... cooling...?

I GUESS!!!!! but my sensation putting it on was HEY WHY IS IT HOT AND SPICY

Yeah that uh. Does seem like what would happen.

They're out here braising rar

...i'm so upset about that for you wtf

noooo that is SO bad for a burn what the FUCK are they thinking

you need to HYDRATE a burn not dry it out

if you have it in the house brew some very very strong very concentrated black tea. use that to wash your burns. aloe isnt even really good for more than insulating the area anyway

cagedsphinx: oh good tips thank you

my burn was really minor (we're not even sure it's a burn vs just a weird rash) but i was like wow it's bothering me kind of a lot i would love a cooling aloe sensation

(LADS I DID NOT GET A COOLING ALOE SENSATION)