you ARSE.

It's for hoovering not for **that**

oh no!

would fix it fur you if I could reach - but my paws are not long enough.

that means you don't have to hoover again until it's fixed \o/

if my daughter was using it and points to my hoover plurk of yesterday

sellotape!

clearly it's a sign that you are not meant to ever hoover again!

mine's not broken but it's a piece of shite, i need a new one, and badly!