Yeah? If those two are still virgins then I'm a flying unicorn that shits rainbows.

Of course you are! Silly unicorn. But the reference is actually John and Yoko's "Two Virgins" album. Google it when the kids ain't lookin

Hmm, should I Google or not? Maybe when Kyle isn't around. He's beginning to become a blabbermouth now.

Ahhh yes. You don't want him blabbing that he saw his first load of pubies. And stuff besides that..

Oh gawd, mother dear would murder me on the spot.

That's why you need to be totally alone to just look at Mr. and Mrs. Lennon. XD

I'll do that... Eventually.