You're not fug-a-doodle-dandy-ugly! But that woman on the paper sure is.

I KNOW!!!

And that fugly lady has your Secretary of State over here right now. Shoulda told her to bring me the Ambas family of LA.

Yeah, I should've hitched a ride on her plane.

And once you land, you run from the government officials.

Or I could make up a sob story. You know how effective those are. I can do theatrics pretty well.

We're a mini theater troupe. I remember that 'nahulugan ako ng stool' act. Ate Nels and Mama RIcs were just about to freak.

That was incredibly priceless.

But Ate Nels was just about to have a spaz attack and that got me worried.

Yeah, and she wasn't even there during the 'act'. We were just chilling out by the garage and we told her what 'happened.' o.0

Mama Rics saw the act, but Ate Nels came running after her. XD And yeah, telling her all about that freaked her out extra.

As I recall, it was Yza who ran after Mama Rics. Mama forbid us to repeat the trick to Yaya, coz she might get an attack. xD

Yep. Yza was almost in on it, but she had to be the one to break the news.

The looks on their faces were pure comedy.

We should come up with something new. More shocking than a bruise the size of Texas. How about a chainsaw accident? They will die! XD

Oh wow, that can easily be fixed. Blood pellets are cheap. Now all we need is a chainsaw...

I should get one from the nearby hardware store. The edible blood pellets, btw, taste horrible. XD