I was singing along to the first line. Then i read the whole plurk.

=)) That's how I intended it to be. but Billie Jean was about false paternity lawsuits right?

Yeah.

I'm gonna ask Justine to eat with me. When we're full, we'll call up on Johnny Depp and tell him we're carrying his children.

I can just imagine his reaction. lololol....

I'd be like.... um...Johnny making this face. O.O Impregnating two teenagers might make him suicidal.

As if that isn't bad enough, it had to be YOU guys.

Exact-O! TWO **FAT** , *CRAZY* , FILIPINA 15 YEAR OLDs with tastes for older, MARRIED men with CHILDREN! He will shoot himself.

Yeah, as if you two wouldn't accidentally kill him in the first five seconds you're all together.

Ah yes. Either we both crush him with our weight or he spontaneously melts/explodes between me and Justine because we send off microwaves.

No wonder he never dared to cheat on his wifey-wife.

Still, it would be fun to see his reaction.

His reaction= melting into human goop. And when Jus and I see him, 'Johnny pancake batter! Let's cook him!' or "Slurp it with me!!!"

Cook him!!!! You don't wanna get infected with his germs, do you? Oh, wait... Maybe you do.

As long as it's Johnny's germs. (insert Justine GIGUL-ing)

It sounds even better on the tellyphone. Give her a call when you're free. That'd be a lovely surprise. And her numbah is..

porcheerocheerohatepaybtopor.

I had to mouth that out.

I care about privacy. LOL.