a five year old just yelled "you...chicken dog!" at me in a moment of passionate frustration.
later, to no one in particular, "Madeline is a baby skunk!" He's on fire today.
Damn, who is this kid?
Teach him "POOP BALLS!"
One of my personal faves.
"Dobby's Sock!"
"Cauldron bum!"
"Chicken fucker!" is better in my opinion.
...poodle dick...