ewwww...

I'll take that as a compliment. mwahahah.

having an overwhelming urge to say this, U NEVER FART ONE IS IT?

i fart silently

lemma. You damn disgusting. Btw, did anyone just hit your arse like Tania did last week?

xD no. it happened naturally. au naturaleee.

does it smells like chanel n5?

wow. havent thought of that. well, what do you think? mwahahahahaa. -.-