Cashier sa resto: "Sir, charge ko ba as peso or Myanmar sa card mo?"

Me: "Myanmar?"

Cashier: (shows me the POS terminal) "eto sir."

Me: (reads the POS with MYR and PHP payment option) "ah ringgit po ang MYR."

Cashier: "ay ringgit pala ang MYR. Akala ko Myanmar. Hahaha!"