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THESE ARE FLORIDA TEMPS, NEW YORK
ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE 95 WITH 70% HUMIDITY EVER!!!!!!+
anyway catch me fuckin dead
oh god im so sorry
I DON'T LIKE THIS
It was 75 here with 88% humidity at EIGHT IN THE MORNING
Now it’s 81 with 88% humidity an hour later 8-)
Just at Secaucus I was like "I can wait for my connecting train five minutes outside instead of the bottom of the stairwell, this is fine" It Was Not Fine
mmmmm
ITS ABSOLUTE HELL AND I REJECT IT
rukafais THIS IS MY EXISTENCE
IM SO SORRY
I LOVE NEW YORK BUT I FUCKIN HATE NEW YORK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
LITERALLY THIS IS A NORTHERN STATE
AMERICA EXPLAIN
.....baby it's hotter in New York than here right now
last I checked it was 84
THATS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT
this is terrible
now it is 74. I am sorry love
im gonna sue god
https://images.plurk.com/5lZ6LYGi81pgM0BPg8QtKP.png LIKE UHHH HEY? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
FUCKIN REAL FEEL OF ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR
just so my celcius friends can understand how fucking hot that is, that's 40 c. fucking. 40
babe what the Fuck
what the fuck is HAPPENING OVER THERE
I DONT FUCKING KNOW
...you're getting those temperatures with almost complete cloud cover?
ITS UNFAIR
you will have to pry me out of Northern California with the fucking Jaws of Life
nyc is not usually like this im just dyin
I WALKED FIVE MINUTES TO MY CAR AND I WAS ALREADY DRIPPING WITH SWEAT
ITS ABSOLUTE FUCK GARBAGE
and now ofc its managed to be cooler outside but only because THE SKY OPENED UP AND MURDERED ME
so im sitting in wet shoes and socks the whole train ride home....
at least i had my umbrella
OH NO YOU'RE TRAVELING LIKE THIS ??? i almost drowned just taking my dogs out front to pee (and they tried to drag my ass back inside)
oh noooooo
YEAH i was on my way home from work HSHIUSGDF
i went into the pharmacy to get my prescription and then when i left it was just COMING THE FUCK DOWN
but thankfully by the time i got back to brooklyn it wasn't raining here yet and i got home before it started totally losing it
I live in a MA harbor town, right on the goddamn coast, and we've broken 90 degrees F often this summer. THANKS A SHITLOAD, CLIMATE CHANGE
ITS HONESTLY FULL ILLEGAL
i have two fans and the ac running just to make my house remotely liveable
same exact situation here, down to the number of fans
summer is officially banned
im coming back here to complain
its 82% humidity and nearly 90 degrees
when i fold my arms to text sweat starts dripping out of the crevice of my elbow
i am just. livid LOL
.......79 with 90% humidity
babe I think you are cursed
ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT
weather is saying its rain bands from a tropical storm but im like WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HERE????
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