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#左右有意義
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#brisugo
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#左右有意義
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Now, however, those original heroes have gotten really set in the idea that they're the Good Guys
Back in the 1500s, before the magic went to sleep entirely, there was an Eastern European folk hero.
A man who fought against the corrupt nobles and clergy that kept the peasants and commoners in suffering
When he finally woke up in the mid 2010s, he found that even though almost 600 years had passed, the rich and powerful still used their influence to keep the helpless in a stranglehold
And also that 600 year long smear campaign had made his very name associated with evil and suffering:
A dork who no one respects most of the time because he doesn't really understand how the modern world works
the Established Heroes are the type who will willingly bust up a city in a fight in order to make sure the Big Bad gets taken down
"let's see... devil, what is mehmed ii most afraid of?"
"ten thousand men impaled on pikes"
"... ok"
"ten thousand men impaled on pikes"
"... ok"
I think his powers are "Instinctively knows what people are afraid of" and "general shadow fuckery"
and you're so terrified you think the blood landing on his general mouth area looks like drinking it
I don't think sleeping and coming back with the magic cycle is normal for most people-people outside of certain mythological sorts or Dracula-ish immortals (wait is he immortal) but also
Since they actually did have a kid in the original novel- they named him Quincy after the American guy Dracula killed.
But they're just as interested in preserving the status quo as they are in actually fighting evil
"ugh what is that SMELL"
"aha THIS IS YOUR WEAKNESS"
"uhhhhhh i mean i guess i sure don't like it, it fucking reeks"
"aha THIS IS YOUR WEAKNESS"
"uhhhhhh i mean i guess i sure don't like it, it fucking reeks"
and then someone introduces him to garlic bread and he has to take a full fucking week for his emotional crisis of how can something smell so awful and yet taste so good