every day I pray to higher powers that it becomes illegal to discuss celebrities on the internet
no names attached. we stumble blindly through the dark. is this a tweet about Doja Cat? you'll never fucking know.
anyway this plurk was brought to you by me joking that I'd eat the farts out of Chris Evan's ass.
HEY LADY: I mean, yes, but the tipping point was the millisecond before I hit send on this: