JUST NOT FEELIN' THE NATURAL ANYMORE Y'KNOW sooooo lifting off of my darling Apparatus39 time to go auburn!

YES TWINSIES

Speaking of Jess HEY YOU I SAW YOU MADE IT TO PHILLY OK HOPE THE MOVING IS GOING SMOOTHLY o/

YESSSS TWINSIES at least I acknowledge I'm just ripping you off lmao

hhhhhhhh I should see if I can't get mom to take me to DSW tomorrow while we're at it... kinda in the market for a new pair of boots, since my current pair is ripped u_u;

WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I HAVENT EVEN HAD THESE FOR A YEAR AND THEY ARE COMFY AND CUTE AS HELL but ALAS

GOD I AM SO READY TO GO HOME UUUUUUGH I wanna just like... play with makeup all night.......

instead i just spent like half the night doing skincare stuff and also tweezing my eyebrows which OH GOD IT HURTS but they look pretty now so......

the thing that always makes me laugh the most about makeup tutorials and stuff is all these people like "ok now fill in your brows" and i'm here like

pretty things are pretty even if they're pain

"...i don't think the giant dark caterpillars living above my eyes need the help tbqh"

FFF ME TOO IT OK

DARK THICK HAIR PROBLEMS...

YUP...

then again it's not like the hair on my head is any less of a Problem

everyone: you have such nice thick wavy hair why do you hate it

everyone: You have so much hair, I'm so jealous!

me: stop this

I stole ur joke i'm sorry

me: is generally a poofy frizzy mess, has genuinely lost a couple bobby pins in there, can't hold anything above a low ponytail due to sheer weight

NAH U FEEL ME I APPRECIATE THIS

like my mom is always like UGH why do you straighten your hair and I'm like BECAUSE I LOOK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 1980s NATURALLY AND IT IS HORRENDOUS?

I wish mine was wavy at least I JUST HAVE STRAIGHT, COARSE, HAIR UUUGH

I WISH MINE WAS STRAIGHT, CAN WE TRADE

When it poofs it just... um.. how does straight hair get frizzy?

but that's basically what happens

WE CAN TRADE YE

VERY HARD FOR THIS POSSIBILITY

like seriously i've been mulling over cutting my hair shorter again because it's been longish for like 5 years and it's time for a switch, yeah, but then i remember

oh right

my natural hair texture is Shit

and me with short hair looks like the early Beatles no matter what I do

might as well just stick with this...

every hairdresser: Why do you want your hair so short, it's so thick and pretty!

me: i don't want to die from spontaneous neck snapping and/or heat stroke

Aaw, that's a shame... ;-;

Then again, I wasn't much better until I found my current hairstyle

AND NOW I'M NOT LETTING GO

YOUR CURRENT HAIRSTYLE IS FUCKIN' SICK THOUGH

I KNOW RIGHT I LOVE IT

plus when I go back downstate I'll have to get it dyed again to keep my cute, quirky artist look uwu

Juuuust enough to be cute, still tame enough to not be tumblr-feminist

electrorobo yep it went smoothly! My parents are taking me grocery shopping today. I made a short vlog of day 1 here