Klavier Gavin has a rock band. He names it "The Gavinners"

Waka has a flute/lightsaber. He names it "Pillowtalk"

Leo Valdez tames a dragon automaton. He names him "Festus"

Kid Loki is haunted by an evil self in shape of a magpie. He names it "Ikol" (his own name backwards). Then adopts a hellhound, he names it "Thori"

Zeno's friends pretend to be a band of bandits. He co-names the band and the part he adds is "The Happy Hungry Bunch"

basically, if one of my muses or faves is given the choice to choose a name, there's a 90% it's going to be DUMB

rite, haven't played him, but Peter Quill named his ship the "Milano" and word of gods says it's after Alyssa Milano because he's a dumb 80's kid

okay, but he probably thought it because He-FESTUS and not because of the meaning in Latin

so the reasoning of the name is dumb although the name itself isn't

I like all the dumb names, actually. they're endearing

and nothing makes an action scene like seeing four crazy strong dudes wrecking shit up while soldiers yell OH NO, IT'S THE DARK DRAGON AND THE HAPPY HUNGRY BUNCH!

ah, and I forgot that Leo named other dumb shit, like Buford the table, and some robot things I can't recall after the Marx brothers

THE VALDEZINATOR

actually, just get Leo the fuck away with names

that's what I say get away with, not get away from

(actually I meant get away from, but my subconscious knows what I'm about)