I will answer questions, read passages of books/stories, I'll even recite random lists of words if you want.

I might even be persuaded to sing a thing, but I'm not so good at anything but folk songs.

leave your requests here, and I'll do 'em over the weekend

Ooooh tempting to give you a random list of Alabama towns tobtry to prnounce.....

SouthernMoonshine: /cackle
I'd try it, and I'd probably end up sounding British or French

Ahahaha! Okay then!

Opelika, Eufala, Wetumpka, Escambia

Choctaw, Autauga, Tallahassee, catawba worms :3

I'll get on this after food happens

right now would just be zombie noises

SouthernMoonshine: ugh, apparently when my speakers died they took my webcam (and therefore my mic) with them, I will save this list for when I can get an external mic

Alas. :c