to know why Hulu isn't queuing up The Daily Show and The Colbert Report any more. Bastards. Going to two websites wastes precious seconds!

to cover Pompeii 99's "Love Me For My Mind".

to wash his (hand-painted) Germs hoodie. I've forgotten this stain -- is it cheese or mayonnaise? Why don't I remember?

taking applications for sugar daddy. Please e-mail to apply.

apparently one of the funniest men alive: youngsoulrebel.dreamwidt...

found a replacement compact flash at a price he's willing to pay. Huzzah.

to stop the farting.

to start a band that's a musical hybrid of early Christian Death and The Jam. It shall be called The Sweeny Modd. Who's with me?

to know why it's taking so long for these photos to load off the compact flash.

a new betta splendens. It is red with purple flashes.