i'm the plurkiverse's most married woman

look this bigass salt.

franzika von karma? more like

get off the computer. no more of it. ok? i'm your mom

it's like boo boo diggit. a boo diggit. it's like

nefarious and dubious little thing

yeah.. this is my #slorkcheck . reap it or weep.

today, cut your local tranny open and consume whatever comes out

husband (swallowed whole) in my mouth NOW

husband in my mouth NOW