[Work] No you can't be reactivated, I should run by the quality lady the best way to say we're not program you can stop for and pick up again six months later like pokemon go

[work] I had to work while IT had a conference call behind me to fix the dropping call issue the PCs have

[Star Wars] Everyone want's to fire that tee shirt canon

There was a jingling behind me when i walked up to the house. Sky our dog saw my car and ripped right out of my father-in-laws hands to come say hello

It's my birthday so I got drunk at lunch

[work] Someone left my one of my calls half evaluated and almost gave me a heart attack

[Adventures in librivox audio books] Todd is reading all of the Phantom's lines with a vampire accent.

Mom found the earing I lost at her house during Christmas

[Work] Never play giant jenga with 2x4s takes way to long to poke a singal piece out

Local problems when you have to remember which side of the county border you’re on