Retweeting BreakingNews: BULLETIN -- BERNARD MADOFF SENTENCED TO 150 YEARS IN PRISON FOR ONE OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST FRAUD SCANDALS.

this is ridiculous. my iPhone just went from 90% to 80% after sending 3 text messages over EDGE ...what the hell?!

I would love a nap

needs a nap, or maybe iced coffee and then a nap

Chip Shop...how delicious are thee...let me count the ways: fish and chips, chicken fingers, french fries, deep fried snickers... *sigh*

Dear Appigo -- please consider actually fixing your #Appigo Todo app. It's broken on 3.0, and your paying customers would like a reply.

Daily Show: "senior foreign looking correspondent" ...lol.

Dear NYC weather -- if you're going to be this grey why not just do us all a favour and actually rain?

Dear UPS, you've been "out for delivery" since 3:18AM... so where might be headphones be?

Dear UPS, you've been "out for delivery" since 3:18AM ...why might be headphones be?