my most extreme essay writing speed so far: 450 words/hour

Morrison's new gluten free pizza is not very tasty I was rly excited because it was so much cheaper (almost an entire pound)

when ur academic success has gone too far

tfw someone shits on u and ur like well ok I will just suffer, then the same person shits on a friend of urs and ur like TIME TO TURN INTO A FUCKING RAGE-BALL

No Good Deed o shit!!! deadpool!!

tfw a customer gets pissed at u when they order only hot water and u want to charge 20p
like lady I'm sorry but I still have to serve u and clean up after u... u can't expect to get served in a coffee shop for completely free + get to enjoy the atmosphere

went out for coffee with my crush today and it was nice!!

tfw u asked someone out but ur skin looks rly shit the day ur meeting them

tfw u smell gas in ur house so u have to evacuate

tbh I have a surprising amount of love for my big pride flag