YUNG MALAMAN MONG CRUSH KA DIN NG CRUSH MO

Boy: handa akong mamatay para lang sayoo .
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Girl: SAMPLE ! SAMPLE ! SAMPLE !

girl : can i call you MINE? boy: thats not my name.. im YOURS

yong feeling na...
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. . . . . . . . pakikiligin ka niya tapos sasabihin niya "JOKE LANG."

wake me up when september end..

BOY: bigay kayo ng joke ! GIRL : ang gwapo mo !

Me + You = Perfect Combination

B:Ang manok,baboy,prutas,gulay…
G:alam ko na ‘yan,nagmamahalan na, tau nlng ang hnd?
B:Hindi,lhat yun natikman ko na,ikaw nlng ang hnd

bukod sa mukha mo anu pa joke mu?!!!

"i dont like to choose between heaven and hell,..because as i can see i have friends in both places