me, slightly tipsy? Sugarpie, I've only had five glasses of wine and a bottle of Snowball. There's life in the old girl yet.

gifts in my family's Christmas crackers: a shoehorn, a roll of sticky tape, nail clippers and a hair bobble. WUT.

potential best Christmas quote: "Nicole, do NOT roundhouse kick the cat."

a festive prune. From being in the bath. (It was glittery, 10 points for me.)

rofl just been broken up with via Facebook message. Niiice.

just had a huge bottle of Jack D broken over my foot. do not know bad enough curse words.

to start some of her own xmas traditions.

pissed off. GAH. Why does it have to start snowing just as I'm leaving??

shower, then adventures. Yay. I love Christmas.

sorry world, I need my sleep. <33