just bought a heavily discounted surface book, and I am trying quite hard to not punish myself for buying a thing I can actually afford and plan to use a lot. results are... moderately effective.

just try and deal with the fact that dog centaurs are totally a thing
Dogs of War 

hooray! i will be at DCP games 4 and 7!

sound advice Scott Shapiro on Twitter

{BOOM} pitch submitted

every time i see an MRI of my muscle tissue i can't help but think "oh, i seem to have excellent marbling"

no human, i cannot teach you a skill that i honed entirely on my own over the course of two decades in the 10 minutes i have before i leave today. no, not even if your assignment is due tomorrow. the workshop is friday.

2007 Trevor vs 2017 Trevor

just opened the key cabinet on the wall next to our microwave in hopes of getting my reheated tea out of it. might've switched from coffee to tea too early...

[while I'm holding a lot blow torch, a knife, and a piece of hardware I'm using them on]
student: hey trevor, do you have a minute or are you busy?
me: very busy. can you wait a bit or go up to the office to see who else is available?
student: thanks, my computer is giving me an error message when I'm trying to register. what should I do?