The patient goes to his doctor and he says,
"Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song. Will I live longer?"
"If yesterday was two days ago tomorrow, will the day after tomorrow be today or yesterday?"
昨天發生好多事情,真是該思考自己做事的態度與心態,雖說有人告訴我,不要想太多就會好過一點,但實際上,是不要鑽牛角尖吧?
All that glitters is not gold.閃礫者未必都是金(不可僅以貌取人)。 - 諺語
給媽媽:可以不要每次都挑在我騎車,冷得要死又累的情況下打電話給我嗎?每次都這樣,我知道你關心我,可是我真的很討厭這樣子停下來接電話,很煩。