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Holy cow. I thought counting calories was just about losing weight, but it's shown to increase lifespan in most animals (including humans)!

Vote YES for zombie burlesque!

This is kinda funny and sad. A graphic showing industry standards vs. what BP actually did: www.saveusenergyjobs.com...

XD So wrong. But so funny. Just about peed my pants at several points reading this. www.mcsweeneys.net/2010/...

*zombies*

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Haha! The octopus was right!

yells at his crotch.

if anyone has video of Paul the Octo making his selections...