Playing Wurdle on iPod Touch. The bus is jolting so violently the game scatters my electronic tiles and docks me points. Man! --

There's a cruise ship docked at the Gnomedex conference site! Weird! --

Heading out to my Chess Club meeting. #gnomedex --

Look, if you're a bearded man in a woman's blazer, blue shoes and a hat shaped like Minnie Mouse's head I WILL stare at you. --

when they say "Can we do a viral video?" do they mean "a video so good that people will talk about it," or "some sort of marketing sorcery"?

Yes! Guy with ukulele just got on the bus. Like banjos, a good omen. --

Blackberry picking, singing with the church choir, fried chicken for dinner...today my life is a Norman Rockwell painting. --

Meatball is secured! Returning to base. --

Re: Meatball sammiches, I've decided it's time for LESS TALK and MORE ACTION. I'm headed for Tat's Deli. --

Seeing someone carrying a banjo must be some kind of a good omen. --