valerieeee
@valrivers
female Austin, TX, United States
I fall in love at least once a day. I make lolcats references. I hang out with four year olds all day at work. And I laugh at my own jokes. oh yeah, go to janeshots.com!
dances to tay swift and weezy's ambitions...i have a split personality when it comes to jammin in the mornin'.
valerieeee
is
coughing out her lungs. great. not that i needed those.
"so you're saying a 17 part saga? this isn't the land before time... butcher, mind tellin me what the fuck you just showed billvy?"
wow. i have to clean my living space...going to eat, take some tylenol p.m--just remembered i go into work at 7 a.m. tmrw. blehhh
valerieeee
is
going to drive around and search for f00d that won't make me feel like vom. 
wish me luck plurkville.
wish me luck plurkville.
valerieeee
feels
like everyone is so young...or am i getting 0ld. hah uh. wow. no. i want a new book to read. someone recommend something. now!!
valerieeee
will
never be as young and pretty as right now. HOW DEPRESSING. hahahahhahahaa
valerieeee
will
try to not hate ma famille. i am way too full of wisdomosity. give me YOUR boyphren.
i can never haz nothing.
"go to church."-parents. "i'm going to church."-me "NO."-parents. make up your FUCKING MIND.