free food always makes me really happy

Dwight Schrute Jim Halpert Gotta Wear Shades BEST OF...

i am so inlove with energy drinks....

I dislike cats

http://instagram.com/p/YLFTv3uDwP/

so currently...i have 2 puppies...next to me, 1 cat on my back & my big fuckin dog wont leave the bed, i kick him out, & he like sneaks back in.....he doesnt realize hes to big to sneak...

Im goin to canada so I can insert coins in strippers

i hope that wasnt his masturbation hand

you and me..you know that we were always funny in that car crash sorta way

nothin like gettin some fired to make the work day fun