What is the difference between NURSE and a BITCH? A NURSE gives you first aid and a BITCH gives you aids first.

Di baleng nasaktan ako ng sobra. Ang MAHALAGA, kaya ko ng gumising sa umaga at simulan ang araw na wala SiYA.

"We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be."

Kung masaya ka dahil nagmamahal ka ng wrong guy/girl, paano pa kaya pag nahanap mo na ang right one para sayo?!

"Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day."

Yung feeling na nagsasalamin ka sa VAN o KOTSE tapos pasmile-smile kapa di mo alam may tao pala sa loob. ♥

Ang taong SINGLE,
ang cellphone nila’y di madaling ma LOWBAT!

If you think i look good … Just IMAGINE how I TASTE.

Love is a quick fix, enjoy it but dont get tangled up in it

You said I loved you, I said I didn’t.
I said you loved me, you said who didn’t?