matt
@unlikelylovers
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'cause you'll sleep for hours to keep away

the falsettos guy
he/him
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then sink the teeth and bat your eyes at
matt
1 weeks ago @Edit 1 weeks ago
did u guys see that video where he stretched out a condom by holding it outside a car window while it was moving . it looked like a fucking bubble
matt
1 weeks ago
my plurk is broken it says there are notifs i need to read on private WHEN THERES NOTHING YTHERE
matt
1 weeks ago
hi i set up my christmas tree and the lights. no decorations yet though , working on it
matt
1 weeks ago 2
https://images.plurk.com/27Zu3oCBGjWF9agbe68Lp0.jpg OH MY GOD
matt
1 weeks ago 2
https://images.plurk.com/4JwGS7X7UKZbog2cEQBqFk.jpg block.List
matt
1 weeks ago
i want to sleep
matt
1 weeks ago
for the record i did not expect this i really thought that it would be a harder sell! i came up with this plan at 4am on interstate 10 how wasni to know that it would work so well? for the record
matt
1 weeks ago
the g isnt even that close to h How dod i misTyoe.That
matt
1 weeks ago
oh my hod hro
matt
1 weeks ago
dude random tabs keep opening on my phone like why was i on Amazon Alexa Vacuum ?? Wtf