sorry for party rockin

Nothing is sadder than a gift card that says "Cannot be used for the purchase of alcohol."

When life hands you Lemons... Come to my house, life usually hands me Tequila.

Don't compromise your self-respect. Never kiss an ass that's shitting on you.

Happy new year to all my wonderful friends and family I hope 2013 brings everyone all the happiness they deserve, as well as health and love and laughter..

TODAY, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Make it a best seller! HAPPY 2013!

one question, does your life suck so bad that you have to talk about me just to have something interesting to talk about?

Always be aware: the bridges you burn today will be the bridges you'll need tomorrow.

people could taste what they said. maybe then they wouldn't talk SHIT so often.

People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper.