Dear Santa, I know I wasn't a good person this year but I didn't kill anyone either and you know how bad I wanted to... that should count for something right?

Santa!!! is it too late to explain???? O_O

It's not what's under your Christmas tree, it's who's around it that counts...

Dear Santa, Please leave one tall, tan & handsome man under my tree this Christmas and I will return Rudolph unharmed... not a hostage

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty,some drenched in alcohol,some firm,some sweet and all together great to share your life with.

There are just some people you want to run over...repeatedly....

You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. If you were in my shoes, you'd fall the first step.

It's really sad that you're SO miserable with your OWN life that you have to hurt everyone who DOESNT deserve it. Eventually all your bridges will be burnt.

wonder if you really laugh out loud when you type LOL . . . what about LSI (laugh silently inside) or CS (chuckle softly) . . . . ???

enticing