snap that TWINK in half like a toothpick

me ripping my math teacher to shreds

it got to the point my mom was like “you don’t really explain anything in your class” and his jaw DROPPED he was silent and literally clutching his shirt oh my godddd

get a load of this baka teacher

IN CLASS I ASKED IF WE COULD GET MORE OF THIS QUESTION RIGHT and the teacher is all like “that’s my bad on my part... should’ve done better I mean this is an honors class and I mean at least you could’ve tried and” it was NOT that deep 😭😭

i could be typing this while taking a shit and you wldnt know

so worth it though (had a latte, monkey bread, half a parfait, and half a cookie)

yeowch my tummy hurts

me when i want to ask gang abt the drama but don't want IN the drama

holy fuck